I thought I had hit the jackpot at a party the other night. Two girls wanted to get into my trousers – and I managed to play them along so that they didn’t know about each other. Went upstairs with the first and reckoned I would be home and dry by the time the second showed up. Unfortunately the second showed up early and everything went a bit pear-shaped.They both got really angry and started slapping my cock around like it was a tennis ball, hitting it between them.It was seriously painful and my cock was red and sore. But it was strangely exciting…

I knew I was in trouble the second my girlfriend walked into the house the other night. She accused me of flirting with her friend and of course I issued the usual blanket denial. She has not been putting out very well recently so whenshe offered to give me a handjob, naturally I agreed, trouble is she started getting a bit angry when I suggested a threesome between her me and her friend. She stripped off her clothes and just when I thought things were looking up, she started to slap my cock around like a punchbag.

My girlfriend is a bit of a disappointment in the bedroom. She says I don’t fuck her enough to satisfy her so she doesn’t have sex with me any more. As a conseqence, I need to wank a lot so I can stay sane. Last night I was having a peaceful wank when she came into the bedroom in a little black dress, showing her tits and her sexy figure. I thought my luck had changed, but then she tells me she is wearing the hot dress to go to her book club! A hot dress to go to the book club? That girl is up to no good! I told her so and she decided that I needed punishment and gave me a seriouslyharsh handjob.

I have been in the adult industry for years now and one of the perks of the jobs is the models who come for auditions. Usually I can use my famous charm to get them to give me a nice blowjob or even a fuck. I thought I was on to a good thing the other day. Had some beginner in and everything was going so well, I was persuading her out of her clothes and had her down to her lingerie when for some reason she started to go completely mad and then gave mea seriously harsh handjob.Must have been when I called her a slut – for some reason they don’t seem to like that.

My girlfriend is such a quiet little babe, you never hear a word out of her.She has started doing to dominatrix classesso naturally I was curious about what she was learning there, what with her being so submissive. I admit that I did start by taking the piss a bit, but did I really deserve what she did to my poor cock after that? – I don’t think so!She grabbed it, wanked it, slapped it and then slapped it again – still not saying a word.Then she stripped off, teasing me with her big tits and slapping my cock in a very harsh handjob. Just when I thought I was about to pass out with the pain something started stirring in my balls.

I had it all planned, I had got the wife to buy herself a dress and go out on the town and my little blonde bit on the side to come round to my place for an evening of passion. Of course I told the silly moo that my male flatmate was out and that is why she could come round. Things were going nicely and we were just getting down to business when the wife returned! She wasn’t altogether happy to find her old man in bed with a blonde having a very nice handjob. Women being what they are,the two mad bitches got together and gave me a really painful going over.Trouble was, that was actually more fun than what I had been doing with the blonde…

I booked into my favourite massage parlour for a rub down after a heavy week at the office. I was pissed off when I realised that the management had provided me with the most heavy handed girl there. I have had one of her handjobs before and when I said it was like strangling a chicken I was not exaggerating. Unfortunately, she had heard about what I had said and decided to show me that she was pretty good at another type of handjob – i.e. the sort where she beats the crap out of my cock. Disturbing, but what was even more disturbing was thatmy cock started to get rock hard with her harsh treatment.

One of the things I really like about my girlfriend is that she is game for anything. Or rather I liked it until she came to see me yesterday with a bizarre suggestion. She wandered in looking gorgeous in a tiny little mini skirt and while I was busy looking she asked me if I fancied a threesome. What kind of silly question is that? What red blooded male wouldn’t fancy a threesome with two hot babes? Trouble was, she wanted a threesome with me, her and another bloke. Are you having a laugh or something babe? I asserted my authority and said no.But then she started to get very angry indeed, whipped out my cock and started to slap it…hard.

Some people think that my job as a glamour photographer would give me access to lots of really hot babes and even more fun after shoots. Proves how much they know! Glamour models can be just as difficult as any other woman. I had a nice looking girl in the other day, good face, good figure, great big tits. Trouble was I could not understand a word she was saying. I asked her to speak English and she took exception to it.She got stripped off for action and started work on my poor cock, she slapped it, flicked it and tugged at my balls until I thought they were going to come off.But then, something started to stir in the trouser department…

I didn’t realise that Tammie had the hots for me until today. But now I know different, she was angry that I hadn’t noticed her around the office and decide that it was time I paid her a bit more attention. She demanded I strip then she attacked my defenceless cock with her teeth and nails, she gave me a blowjob virtually swallowing my cock whole, but every time I was starting to enjoy it, she launched avicious cockslapping assaulton my red cock. I was surprised as she spat and subjected my equipment to someserious CBT.I need to talk to personnel about that girl.