What is it with girls and their friends? I was having a great time the other day, my horny girlfriend had bought some great new clothes and sexy underwear. She came into the bedroom and virtually ripped off my trousers and started to wank my cock. We were getting along nicely when suddenly the phone rang. It was her silly cow of a friend. What man wouldn’t have something to say about that? Trouble is, my sex kitten turned into total bitch and by the time she had finished slapping my cock around it was black and blue..

The weather has been great and I was sitting out by my pool with my girlfriend, the sun was shining, the birds singing and she was wearing a very sexy bikini – so all was well in my world. Then she decided to whip off her top and let anyone passing see her tits. Now I am an old fashioned bloke who doesn’t like passing pervs eying up my girlfriend’s tits so I told her to put her top back on again. She didn’t like being told what to do, so she gave me a ferocious handjob to teach me a lesson.

My girlfriend is one horny babe and usually I like this, but tonight she proved too horny even for me. She appeared in some sexy lingerie and was obviously up for a fuck – problem was, the football was about to start – 10 minutes to kick off – and she wants a good seeing to. I tried to put her off and she got really pissed off and started slapping at my shaft, punching it and scratching it with her long shiny pink nails. I was starting to get turned on with this harsh treatment so she left me with a decision to make, either I miss kickoff or she shags the neighbour. What’s a bloke to do..

I like running my clothes shop because it gives me a chance to peep at the pretty customers as they undress in the changing rooms. A beautiful brunette babe came in the other day wearing very short shorts. She wanted to try on a couple of little numbers, so while she was in the changing rooms I was enjoying myself by looking at her though a gap in the curtains and stroking my cock as it got harder and harder at the sight of her fantastic arse and perky little tits. Just as I was really starting to enjoy the show she spotted me. She chased me out of the changing room and pushed me to the floor and laid into my stiffening cock, slapping it until I was about to beg for mercy.

All good things come to an end and me and my girlfriend decided it was time that we went out separate ways. We both wanted different things out of our relationship, she wanted me to stop swigging beer and watching football on the TV and I was just fine with things the way they were. She packed her bags and was ready to push off, but I tried my luck with the old ‘lets have a fuck for old time’s sake’ line. I thought my luck was in until she started slapping my cock about. The pain was excruciating, especially when she tried to bend my cock double. And she says that I am a sick fuck? The woman is obviously a nutter.

Oink oink!! My girlfriend says that I am a piggy because I wasn’t very happy about a dress she went and bought. What is it about women? She went and spent 150.00 on this bloody dress and it doesn’t even cover her tits – I told her this and she got pissed off and decided to slap my cock around. She refused to stop slapping it until I admitted to being a pig and made oink noises. Embarrassing, yes, but what would YOU do if your mad bitch of a girlfriend had your balls in a vice-like grip?

My new girlfriend came round to see me the other day. She was looking great in a tight top and mini skirt, I was getting horny just looking at her. I fancied something a bit different so I got out some handcuffs..I could tell she wasn’t impressed because she cuffed me to the bed and gave my hard cock a really harsh handjob. I don’t know which was worst, the biting..or the punching..or the slapping..or the flicking..or the fact she left me cuffed to the bed when she went out.

Being young, dumb and full of cum I decided to get myself a new MILF girlfriend who would have experience of the world and could teach me a thing or two.
She had gone out and I was settling down for a peaceful afternoon wank on the sofa. But then she returned early and found me spanking the monkey on the sofa. She wasn’t very impressed with this and decided to take the spanking bit of spanking the monkey seriously. She set to work on my poor cock in her own special
version of wank aversion therapy to make sure that she will not find me naked on the sofa with my cock in my hand again.

My girlfriend has been away with her friends for two weeks, leaving me to look after myself. Fortunately one of her mates offered to help and we had a lot of fun together. My girlfriend got home and found traces of the other girl’s lipstick on my cock. There was hell to pay, she slapped my cock and balls until they were burning and jerked me off while giving me the most evil looks I have had the misfortune to see in a long time.

A word of advice. If you are thinking of getting yourself a new girlfriend, get rid of the old one first. My girlfriend found out that I had been fucking a girl in the office and she went completely mad. She ripped off my trousers and underpants and started slapping my poor cock and treating my balls as her personal stress ball – and as she was pretty stressed, this was pretty painful.