The other day I was feeling really horny and fancied a bit of a change from the girlfriend.So I rang an escort agency and asked them to send round a hot young babe in a short skirt and high heels. I was very happy to see the 19 year old they sent round to see me, but I was less than happy because she wasn’ t wearing the short skirt and heels that I wanted to see. Naturally I objected andthe little madam went mad on me, tearing off my clothes and laying into my cock with the flat of her hand.It was excruciatingly painful, but my troubles were only just beginning.

My girlfriend has a bit of thing about tattoos. I do not share her enthusiasm. Imagine how pissed off I was when she came home the other day with yet another one! I asked her why didn’t she ask me first and the silly woman went mad.She ripped off my trousers, yanked out my cock and started to give me a really harsh handjob.I kept trying to get her stop and do something more gentle with me, but this just seemed to annoy her even more, so she just kept on until, strangely, something started to stir down there.

My girlfriend gives me earache- especially the other day when she came in from work and started to give me a really boring rundown of her day. I pointed out to her that I did not need to hear this and would far rather that she gave my cock a bit of attention as I had been sitting around watch my team lose at football. For some reason she went absolutely berserk and whipped out my poor cock. She started slapping it about, punching it andsticking her nails in, giving it a real harsh handjob.It brought tears to my eyes! I think I am going to get myself a new girlfriend – this time one who isn’t a psycho.

There is a totalbabe who works in my officeand I have had my eye on her for a long time. Today I had her in my office to talk to her about a promotion that is coming up. Great opportunity for me because there is a guy going for the same job and a great opportunity for her to show me what other abilities she has. After I told her this, she got really angry andgrabbed my cock, yanking it around, slapping it aboutand pinching it – it was torture! She kept going on about sex discrimination and equal opportunities – trouble was, she had such a tight hold on my cock, I had no opportunity to run. I think I had better give her that promotion – otherwise she might come back.

It was theoffice partya few days back and a good time was had by all. I got lucky with a girl from accounts who has a bit of a reputation for shagging anything that moves. One of my colleagues, who I always saw as one of the boys, found the condom packet and asked what had been going on. I told her whatI had been up to with the girl from accounts.How was I to know that the girl from accounts was my colleague’s best friend? She wasn’t very happy about it at all and decided to start taking out her anger on my poor old cock – with the flat of her hand. Must be more careful where I leave condom packets in future.

I thought I had hit the jackpot at a party the other night. Two girls wanted to get into my trousers – and I managed to play them along so that they didn’t know about each other. Went upstairs with the first and reckoned I would be home and dry by the time the second showed up. Unfortunately the second showed up early and everything went a bit pear-shaped.They both got really angry and started slapping my cock around like it was a tennis ball, hitting it between them.It was seriously painful and my cock was red and sore. But it was strangely exciting…

My girlfriend is addicted to shopping. I swear the woman is crazy about spending my money. Just for once I decided to give myself a treat and buy a great new camera. I have plans for this camera, because although my girlfriend is a shopping addict is also has the biggest tits I have ever seen -I thought that filming her enormous tits would be a nice little money-spinner.Unfortunately she didn’t see things the same way as me and after she had stripped off showing those enormous gazongas andgiving me a tit wank, she went to work on my cock – with the flat of her hand! She was slapping it about…then she spotted my balls….

My mum is a bit protective of me and while she was away recently she sent her friend Sally to keep an eye on me. NowI have always figured Aunt Sally to be a bit hot and have spent many happy hours wanking while thinking about her.Thing was, she caught me at it, and wasn’t remotely impressed. She launched into an attack that was enough to make any man’s eyes water… and then she started taking her clothes off.

I was having an afternoon off so decided that I would call inat my favourite little brothelfor a bit of action. I wanted something different so asked for a pole dancer to come to my room. The girl that they sent was not only ugly with a bad attitude, she also couldn’t dance! I was pretty disappointed until she called in another girl to join us – a hot brunette who really knew how to move her body. Trouble was, the two pole dancers seemed to prefer each other to me.

My girlfriend decided to give me a treat the other dayand get herself a makeover. She looked great in her new short black dress and stockings, but she had kept her hair long so she still looked like some sort of hippy. Obviously, I said something about this – after all it is her job to look the way I like. Thing is, she doesn’t see it that way and decided togive my cocka real working over. I didn’t know what to do, one minute she was sucking me off and the next slapping the hell out of my cock and calling me names. Funny creatures, women.

My girlfriend decided to give me a treat the other dayand get herself a makeover. She looked great in her new short black dress and stockings, but she had kept her hair long so she still looked like some sort of hippy. Obviously, I said something about this – after all it is her job to look the way I like. Thing is, she doesn’t see it that way and decided to give my cock a real working over. I didn’t know what to do, one minute she was sucking me off and the next slapping the hell out of my cock and calling me names. Funny creatures, women.

My girlfriend is very keen on keeping her figure in good shape, in fact I would say she is getting a bit obsessive about it. She went off to work today asking me to fix her bike so she would go out for a ride when she got in. I got distracted by other things and I forgot to fix the bloody thing. She went mental, she dragged off my trousers and starting pummelling my poor old cock around as a workout instead of riding the bike. It was getting very painfulbut then something started to stir downstairs as her slapping and punching started to turn me on.

My girlfriend was out with the girls the other night – or at least that was what she told me. She virtually fell in the door at 2am, blind drunk and wearing some pink stockings I had never seen before. As any sensible guy would, I asked her where she got these stockings from and for some strange reason she got angry when I said that she had been fucking someone else.So she stripped off, down to her pink lingerie and started slapping, punching and flicking my cock around. It was bloody painful, but it was also strangely horny – but don’t tell HER that.

My girlfriend and I have a little secret.She likes to tie me upand boss me about. Of course this is not the sort of thing I want everyone knowing about, especially not the boys down at the pub. Imagine how fucked off I was when he went out and left me tied up the other day and then came back with one of her mates. My girlfriend said that she had offered to give her friend a few lessons in controlling her boyfriend and that I was to be a good boy and lie still while she slapped, pinched and flicked at my cock. I wasn’t very happy about this, but then both girls started to strip off – I thought things had taken a turn for the better, but they now seemed to be about to get a whole lot worse.

I was having a nice relaxing wank the other day over some MILF porn while the cleaner was round. She was busy doing cleaning things around the house and I was in the front room cock in one hand porn in the other. Suddenly the cleaner walked in and found me and she wasn’t very impressed, she decided to teach me a lesson and ripped off my trousers and underpants and went to work on my poor innocent cock!She slapped it, pinched it and punched it, but then I thought my luck had changed because she peeled off her bright red corset and I could see her big tits. Unfortunately she had decided that I hadn’t been punished enough and the strip was only the beginning of the ordeal to come.

I knew I was in trouble the second my girlfriend walked into the house the other night. She accused me of flirting with her friend and of course I issued the usual blanket denial. She has not been putting out very well recently so whenshe offered to give me a handjob, naturally I agreed, trouble is she started getting a bit angry when I suggested a threesome between her me and her friend. She stripped off her clothes and just when I thought things were looking up, she started to slap my cock around like a punchbag.

My girlfriend is a bit of a disappointment in the bedroom. She says I don’t fuck her enough to satisfy her so she doesn’t have sex with me any more. As a conseqence, I need to wank a lot so I can stay sane. Last night I was having a peaceful wank when she came into the bedroom in a little black dress, showing her tits and her sexy figure. I thought my luck had changed, but then she tells me she is wearing the hot dress to go to her book club! A hot dress to go to the book club? That girl is up to no good! I told her so and she decided that I needed punishment and gave me a seriouslyharsh handjob.

I had a shoot booked with a little cutie called Honey a few days back. I was just setting up when she came in and my mouth dropped open, the little cutie was not so little – in fact she was big, very big! I sent her off downstairs while I thought of what to do with her and she must have overhead me muttering to myself because the next minute she burst into the room, swore at me, called me all the names under the sun, yanked off my trousers and started slapping my cock for being rude about BBWs.A harsh handjob from a BBW is no joke, my cock is still stingingand I haven’t been able to get it up since!

I have been in the adult industry for years now and one of the perks of the jobs is the models who come for auditions. Usually I can use my famous charm to get them to give me a nice blowjob or even a fuck. I thought I was on to a good thing the other day. Had some beginner in and everything was going so well, I was persuading her out of her clothes and had her down to her lingerie when for some reason she started to go completely mad and then gave mea seriously harsh handjob.Must have been when I called her a slut – for some reason they don’t seem to like that.

I had booked a very pretty Hungarian babe for a topless photo shoot the other day. Things were going really well and she had a lovely pair of tits. Naturally, I wanted to see moreso I thought I might try and fool her into giving me a handjob, saying it was usual practice in the UK. I have done this before with some success. The babe was good as gold, got on her knees and started to jerk me off. Things were going nicely when her agent rang and told her that handjobs were NOT usual practice. She wasn’t very happy about my little story and started to slap, punch and bite my cock to teach me a very harsh lesson.

My girlfriend is such a quiet little babe, you never hear a word out of her.She has started doing to dominatrix classesso naturally I was curious about what she was learning there, what with her being so submissive. I admit that I did start by taking the piss a bit, but did I really deserve what she did to my poor cock after that? – I don’t think so!She grabbed it, wanked it, slapped it and then slapped it again – still not saying a word.Then she stripped off, teasing me with her big tits and slapping my cock in a very harsh handjob. Just when I thought I was about to pass out with the pain something started stirring in my balls.

I wandered into a bar the other night to meet some mates. I was a bit early and the place empty so I was busy checking out the two babes working behind the bar. They were really sexy and were wearing skimpy little mini dresses that didn’t leave much to the imagination.I couldn’t having a secret wank while looking at them.Unfortunately, they spotted me and came over. They were both angry and decided to punish me. They stripped off my trousers and underpants and startedslapping my poor cockaround, digging their nails in and crushing my balls. It was pretty unpleasant but when the babes stripped off and started jerking me off, I began to feel my cock stirring.

I got in from work last night and found my girlfriend all dressed up in a short skirt, little top and some very high heels. Trouble was, the poor dear was also cooking. Cooking is not my girlfriend’s strong point, but when I mentioned this to her and asked for a pizza and a blowjob instead, she went completely mad, whipped out my cock and started to punch and slap it around like a punch bag. She was so angry that she decided that she was going to leave home and treated me to one last look at what I was going to be missing.I don’t know whether or not it was the sight of her arse, or the slaps or what but something started to stir down there.

I was at my new job at the local swimming pool. I had got myself all kitted out for the occasion in a Baywatch red thong, which was full to bursting with my cock and balls. I was just looking forward to checking out the local swimming babes when my new boss arrived and took exception to how small my new thong was. For reasons best known to herself she ripped off the thong andstarted laughing at my hardening cock…and then she stripped down to her black lingerie before going to work on it, slapping, pinching and spitting on it. I was hoping for a shag, but the painful treatment she was giving me started to make my cock get harder… and harder.

I like to help out at my friend’s hotel from time to time. He told me that when giving room service, staff should always knock and not go into the room unless the guest isn’t there. So doing as he said I knocked on the door of a room I was called to and getting no answer I went in. Imagine my surprise when I found this total babe lying on the bed playing with herself. Imagine my even bigger surprisewhen she ripped off my trousers and starting slapping the hell out of my cock.Biggest surprise of all was that despite all the punishment she was giving out, I was starting to get rather horny…

I was feeling a bit of executive stress the other day, so I wandered down to my local massage parlour for a bit of relief. Now they usually have a nice class of girl in that particular parlour but today I got landed with a right old slapper who was covered in tattoos. This rather put me off my stride, as I don’t normally hang around with girls with tattoos. Being a truthful kind of guy I said so andshe went bonkers and slapped my cock and balls around until I thought they were going to drop off.Oddly enough, despite everything she was starting to have a bit of an effect on my cock and balls despite the hammering they were getting.

I had it all planned, I had got the wife to buy herself a dress and go out on the town and my little blonde bit on the side to come round to my place for an evening of passion. Of course I told the silly moo that my male flatmate was out and that is why she could come round. Things were going nicely and we were just getting down to business when the wife returned! She wasn’t altogether happy to find her old man in bed with a blonde having a very nice handjob. Women being what they are,the two mad bitches got together and gave me a really painful going over.Trouble was, that was actually more fun than what I had been doing with the blonde…

Times are hard and I am out of work again. For some reason my girlfriend thinks I should be out of bed at the crack of dawn looking for a job. I have different ideas. I think that all those long days at home should be used for making sure that the trouser snake gets a LOT of exercise. My girlfriend came home in the evening and found me in bed, for some reason she wasn’t very happy and she started to slap my cock around to teach me a lesson.Trouble was, she thought she was punishing me…I had different ideas.

One of those Eastern European language students has moved into one of the houses I rent out. I thought she was a bit of a minx so I decided to go over to the house to check things out. I let myself in when I knew she would be out and I saw a bag full of her laundry with some unbelievably sexy knickers hanging out… I decided to nick them for wanking material later on. I was just about to head off when the minx herself arrived back.She wasn’t very happy about me stealing her underwear and made her feelings very plain indeed.She might be a language student but she used international language to tell me exactly what she thought of me for being a perv. Never before has my cock been whipped with so many different items of sexy underwear. I still haven’t recovered and now she is asking for a refund of her rent – before she tells the wife!

I had booked into a hotel for work and after checking out the local women in the bar I went upstairs for a peaceful wank. So sooner had I got down to business than the door opens and this cougar wanders in.Trouble with cougars is that they have heard it all beforeand all my best lines were lost on her. Cougars also know what they want so she stripped and got down to the business of squeezing every last drop of cum out of my poor cock. Once she had done thatshe then battered my sensitive member around – unbelievable pain!I am pretty worried because she left using the immortal words of Arnie”I’ll be back..”Time to leave the country I think.

I booked into my favourite massage parlour for a rub down after a heavy week at the office. I was pissed off when I realised that the management had provided me with the most heavy handed girl there. I have had one of her handjobs before and when I said it was like strangling a chicken I was not exaggerating. Unfortunately, she had heard about what I had said and decided to show me that she was pretty good at another type of handjob – i.e. the sort where she beats the crap out of my cock. Disturbing, but what was even more disturbing was thatmy cock started to get rock hard with her harsh treatment.

I really must do something about the escort agency I use. I specifically asked for them to send me a posh girl to play with yesterday – and what did I get? A chav. I was really surprised, in my experience chavs normally have sex in cars and bus shelters not hotel rooms. She was not a shy girl, she just reached straight into my boxer shorts and got my cock out. She also had a nice little figure but then again, those chavs do get a lot of exercise running away from the police.I made a little joke about this and for some reason she took offence and started to slap my cock about- this had an interesting effect because I started to feel something happening down there.

I am one lucky bastard. I am the only bloke in an office full of babes. Naturally I make the most of that and the other night I shagged one of them.My boss got to hear about it as the office grapevine was buzzing with stories of my enormous cock.She wanted to stop all the gossip and speculation in the office, so she called me into her office to have have a look for herself. I got the impression she was a bit disappointed. She took one look at my splendid organ and started to slap it around. She even started punching it, using her very scary ring to make it even more painful. This harsh handjob was starting to make my eyes water when something started to stir in the trouser department.

I got that letter that everyone in business dreads – a personal visit from the Tax Inspector. I was pleasantly surprised when the Tax Inspector turned out to be an elegant babe who was very interested in learning as much as should could about the adult film industry. She was doing really well, she had slipped out of her office clothes and was giving my cock a fantastic stroke – but then I went and called her a slut. For some reason she objected to me saying this and she went crazyhitting my poor suffering cock. Somehow I don’t think I will be getting a tax rebate this year.

Word to the wise – never put a bet on a game of pool with a woman you don’t know. I did that the other day. As my opponent was a blonde girlie, I reckoned I was on a redhot certainty when I bet her that if she lost she would have to show me her pussy. Of course if I lost I would have to show her my cock, but there wasn’t much chance of that happening… or was there? I lost and she seemed to go on a major power trip, slapping my cock about,sticking her nails in and all the time making a lot of very sarcastic comments about the size of my equipment. I am still putting ice packs on my poor sick dick.

One of the things I really like about my girlfriend is that she is game for anything. Or rather I liked it until she came to see me yesterday with a bizarre suggestion. She wandered in looking gorgeous in a tiny little mini skirt and while I was busy looking she asked me if I fancied a threesome. What kind of silly question is that? What red blooded male wouldn’t fancy a threesome with two hot babes? Trouble was, she wanted a threesome with me, her and another bloke. Are you having a laugh or something babe? I asserted my authority and said no.But then she started to get very angry indeed, whipped out my cock and started to slap it…hard.

Some people think that my job as a glamour photographer would give me access to lots of really hot babes and even more fun after shoots. Proves how much they know! Glamour models can be just as difficult as any other woman. I had a nice looking girl in the other day, good face, good figure, great big tits. Trouble was I could not understand a word she was saying. I asked her to speak English and she took exception to it.She got stripped off for action and started work on my poor cock, she slapped it, flicked it and tugged at my balls until I thought they were going to come off.But then, something started to stir in the trouser department…

When I married my little blonde princess, I always thought that she was not very bright. She has lots of other talents to make up for it. Imagine what I thought today when I see her come home with brunette hair, wearing a sexy office dress and announcing that she has got a job in an office. I was horrified – if my wife is off working who is going to cook my dinner? So I tried to talk her out of it by telling her that she really isn’t that clever. For some strange reasonshe completely exploded, grabbed my cock, twisted it and slapped it around.As if this wasn’t enough she then took off one of her killer heels and start to use that to punish my poor unfortunate cock. Don’t know what’s come over her!

Calling all married men! Do you have the same problem with your missus that I have with mine? Silly moo is so interested in the house and work and other irrelevant things that she forgets to put out with the important stuff. It seems like she has gone off sex since I signed my name on that certificate. She caught me eyeing up a topless girl in the newspaper and went completely mad. I couldn’t see her problem, after all, I am a man and a man has needs. Trouble was she thought I needed aharsh handjob- so she stripped off and started hammering my poor old cock like a professional boxer. Don’t think I will be checking out page 3 girls for while.

I was having a peaceful afternoon jerk off when my girlfriend came home and caught me with my hard cock in my hand. She wasn’t happy that I was wanking to pictures of other women, so she punished me with somehandjob actionof her own. She grabbed my cock and gave it a harsh cockslapping. Shit! It was painful but even worse was when she sucked me deep then cock slapped me hard again. Brought tears to my eyes! Even though I was in trouble the harsh handjob was getting me really horny and my balls were so full of cum I was ready to spurt.Then she took particularly painful revenge.

I didn’t realise that Tammie had the hots for me until today. But now I know different, she was angry that I hadn’t noticed her around the office and decide that it was time I paid her a bit more attention. She demanded I strip then she attacked my defenceless cock with her teeth and nails, she gave me a blowjob virtually swallowing my cock whole, but every time I was starting to enjoy it, she launched avicious cockslapping assaulton my red cock. I was surprised as she spat and subjected my equipment to someserious CBT.I need to talk to personnel about that girl.

I was in deep trouble, left handcuffed to my hotel bed by a prostitute. I called security to help me out and a sexy blonde security lady showed up. She said that the hotel had a strict policy about prostitutes visiting rooms and she was going to punish me for breaking the policy. She gave me astern cockslappingwhich left my shaft tingling before she stripped showing me her amazing body. I couldn’t touch her and she would not let me fuck her, she just carried on jerking me off and cockslapping my reddening shaft like a punchbag.Was the security lady going to relieve my problem?

I was helping out at a mate’s hotel on room service and saw the most fantastic babe in the shower. I was checking out her stiff nipples and bodacious arse. God! I was getting horny watching her dry off, my balls were so tight they wanted to explode. Then she saw me. Before I knew it my trousers were off and this angry babe got towork jerking off my stiff cock,she called me a pervert and got really harsh with my cock, raking it with her nails for a tough CBT session. I was so horny with thisevil handjobthat I spilled my load on her manicure. She threw me out, can’t think why.

Am I in trouble! My girlfriend found that that I had been fucking another girl. She woke me up to deal out somepunishment on my cock.I saw a different side to her as she ripped off the covers and gave me a cock slapping I would not forget. I couldn’t help it, her sexy little body and the harsh treatment my cock was getting made me so horny my balls were ready to pump out my load. She kept interrogating me as she stroked my shaft until I covered her hands with ropes of cum. She didn’t like that and left.How can I get my story straight if a sexy babe is giving me a harsh handjob?

My boss is a hot lady and tough too, it makes me hard watching her round the office with her high heels and huge gazongas. She got really tough on me today when she called me into her office to tell me what a useless piece of shit I was. She ordered me to strip for punishment and started cockslapping me until my shaft was black and blue, then she stripped off herself and showed me her enormous tits. She just let me look as she entertained herself giving me a vicious handjob. I couldn’t help myself, this femdom lady had me ready to cum with her evil yanking of my poor cock.

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I only hire hot babes so I can have something to look at in the office. I like to make them do stuff so I can check out their tits and arses. This gets me into trouble like today my secretary stormed into my office threatening to take me to court for looking up her short short skirt. The girl was wild! She ordered me to strip and sit on the desk while she teased me with her sexy body. Then she tortured my cock and balls while jerking me off. Even though she was hurting me, I was horny as hell as she gave me the harshest handjob ever. It was a big surprise, she always seemed like the quiet type.

My lovely little sex kitten of a girlfriend comes from Scotland and is such a sweet little thing – or so I thought until the other night. She was off out to the pub with her mates and got dressed up in a leather skirt and boots that would make any guy look twice. I told her that I didn’t want her going out dressed like that because she might get guys chatting her up and she wouldn’t be able to defend herself. She took exception to this and showed me the first rule of female self defence: ‘a man with his bollocks in your hand is not going to argue with you’…

It’s good being in the glamour business. You get to see gorgeous babes taking their clothes off, you take pictures of them and then if they are young enough and daft enough you are pretty likely to get a shag at the end of the day as a bonus. So, I was really pissed off when an older woman turned up the other day for a glamour shoot. I mean, there was no way I was going to get a legover with her and I wasn’t entirely sure I wanted to anyway. The old dragon had a mouth on her that was filthier than a mains drain and a grip like a vice on my balls. Not good, I thought, until something began to stir down there…..

I have a really pretty lodger who I fancy. Today I snuck into her room while she was having a nap so I could check out her fantastic arse and tits. She looked so sexy lying there that I got a hard on and I just had to stroke it. She woke up and got really pissed off when she saw me stroking my cock, dragged me down onto the bed and started cock and ball slapping me until my eyes watered. When she slipped out of her silky lingerie my balls were so full of cum that I was ready to explode. She kept on with her evil cockslapping until my tortured equipment was stinging like fuck. She was so harsh! I wasn’t doing any harm, I was only looking.

What is the matter with women these days? There was a time that they had your dinner on the table and were ready for a fuck whenever you wanted. Not any more. My girlfriend came in after work the other day after I had been having an exhausting afternoon on the sofa watching TV. She went mad because I hadn’t cooked her any dinner. Stupid cow, I mean? What is the point of keeping a dog and barking yourself? She was so angry that she stripped off my trousers and underwear and started slapping my swollen cock and balls around like a punch bag – she was particularly upset when I suggested that she should really get round to mending my bike. My penis took some serious punishment then. Women! Give them the vote and look what happens.

I was looking at my busty biology Mistress’s big tits and stocking tops during a boring lesson. She called me to her office afterwards and I was still getting horny looking at her big jugs and lingerie. My cock was so hard I wanted to jerk off there and then. The biology Mistress taught me a very harsh lesson. She stripped down to her lingerie for some tough educational cbt. She started yanking my cock and gave me a good hard ball slapping. My balls were ready to explode when she gave me a harsh handjob and I splattered sticky cum all over her hands. She was not happy with my lack of control. Sorry Miss!

I was off on business, feeling horny so I thought I would try my usual trick and call up a girl from customer services and give her a bit of servicing of my own kind. The sexily dressed customer service lady wasn’t impressed when I flashed my cock at her and proceeded to give my cock a harsh handjob that was not on the room service list. She didn’t like exhibitionist guests one bit and made that painfully obvious with the CBT treatment she dealt out. She said she didn’t like men trying to dominate her and my shaft is still stinging from the cock slapping she gave me. I think I will check out quickly.

Now, don’t get me wrong, my girlfriend is a nice girl – she is very handy round the house and all that, but she is not the most exciting shag I have ever had. So, discreetly, so as not to upset the poor dear I have the odd liaison with girls from the office so I can have a bit of fun in bed. Unfortunately I got a bit careless and left a receipt of a hotel room in my trousers pocket and she found it. She went MAD. She grabbed hold of my dick and gave it a ferocious hammering – it was painful, but it was also strangely exciting….

When you have been fucking the same girl for years and years a guy wants to break free and see what else is out there. I was so sick of my girlfriend that I was doing to dump her. Wasn’t sure about how to say it the right way because women do tend to turn into psycho nutters when you try to dump them, so I asked my mate Dave. He said ‘tell her you’re gay’. So she arrived back home and I did it: I told the silly bitch that I wanted out and that I was gay. For some reason she did not believe me. She yanked off my underwear and went to work on my rapidly stiffening cock to show that there was NO WAY that I was gay. Ten minutes later she had me firmly back into line, especially after that spectacular tit fuck.

I spotted my girlfriend the other night and she was dressed up in the sexiest black dress, black stockings, high heels and her best lingerie. I was quite flattered she had taken so much trouble to make herself look so sexy just for me, until she told me that her fantastic outfit was not for me and she was going out to fuck one of her office colleagues. I was a bit perturbed by this and she told me it was because I have a tiny little cock that is not big enough to satisfy her – just to prove it she yanked off my trousers and underpants and started slapping my poor insulted cock around. If things weren’t bad enough, I started to get hard with her rough treatment and hearing about what she was going to do with her new stud that night.

I always thought that my colleague was really cute and I wanted to check out what she had up that short skirt of hers. So I had a plan to make her go up a ladder so I could get an eyeful of her tight little pussy. She caught me looking and stripped off my trousers and attacked my hard cock. She was jerking off my cock like a mad woman, but no-one ever told her blowjobs shouldn’t involve teeth. She taught me a tough lesson with her harsh handjob and I learned fast. It’s no joking matter when a psycho girl has hold of your cock.

The exclusive escort agency I normally use must have made some sort of mistake because they sent me round a little tart with a foul mouth and a common accent. I wasn’t happy about this and said so and for some reason the little chav got upset about it. The working classes are so sensitive!
She attacked my poor cock, slapping it and throwing punches at it like you would normally see in a Saturday night fight in an East End pub. I am going to have to have a word with that agency, the working classes are very rough, especially with my poor posh cock.

One of my best clients came by yesterday to see how her latest commission was coming along. I had produced a magnificent piece called ‘bucket’. Obviously her understanding of art is not great because she was less than impressed. She ordered me to strip to see if I had another other ‘pieces’ worth examining. She was pretty amused by my cock. Then she gave me a harsh handjob and showed me that cockslapping and punching was something she had elevated to an art form of her own.

Now I am very aware that my girlfriend is a bit fussy about how the house looks. Bearing this in mind I spent ages putting a unit together for the lounge. I thought she would be happy about it and I might even get a fuck as a reward. How wrong I was! The mad bitch arrived back home and went completely psycho because I had disturbed her flower arrangement and left my laptop open on the table. She went so nutty she started giving me a harsh handjob that involved punching, slapping, spitting and lots of very bad language. I said that I thought that perhaps she was taking the housework just a bit too seriously and perhaps needed to see a therapist. She took me at my word and decided to express her emotions by beating the crap out of my cock.

I had to go to the hospital for a check-up recently and was starting to get a bit bored waiting around in bed. But then the sexiest nurse I have ever seen wandered in. Just looking at her made me feel horny. So I hatched a cunning plan to get her into bed. I told her I was not long for this world. She was so lovely and sympathetic and showed me her black stockings, suspenders and basque. Unfortunately when she caught me wanking like mad under the duvet she decided to deal out a bit of harsh treatment of her own.

I have two pretty girls working in my office, one blonde and one brunette. They are always arguing about who has the most fun, blondes or brunettes. They decided to ask me and I was in a bit of a dilemma – I don’t mind what colour hair a girl has as long as she is a good fuck. The girls seemed to see things differently, problem was that every time I expressed a preference they started slapping my cock around; then when I said I couldn’t choose between them one grabbed hold of my balls and the other grabbed hold of my cock and they started pulling…in opposite directions! Thank fuck my new girlfriend is a redhead, she seems pretty sane compared to these two psychos.

Christmas? Bah humbug! – my girlfriend is mad about Christmas, she loves decorations, presents, going to her bloody parents for dinner – nightmare! I hate Christmas. I would far rather just sit in front of the TV with a few beers and avoid all the enforced jollity. Now I don’t mind cute Christmas outfits like the one she was wearing today, especially when she took it off and started stroking my cock…but when we started to talk about putting up the Christmas decorations, she started to slap it around and it started to get oddly arousing.

I had been at a work party in a hotel and had gone back to my room after a long evening. I was just settling down to relax when the door opened and in walked this total stranger. This horny woman had spotted me down in the bar and managed to get hold of a copy of my room key from her friend who worked at the hotel. This madwoman was intent on fucking me and every time I tried to make my polite excuses she started getting really angry. This meant that she handed out the sort of harsh handjob to make a guy’s eyes water. There was only one way I was going to get out of this tricky situation.

The Youth of today! I had to call a student to my room to lecture her about her grades, Her sexy clothes and body had been making me hard all term and I had been jerking off thinking about her so I arranged to see her at my hotel room. The student arrived wearing a sexy short skirt and stockings. She got me hard by showing me her firm arse and tight little pussy as she bent over to pick up papers. She got really angry when she saw me checking her out her and called me a dirty old pervert, gave my cock the sort of CBT punishment that would bring tears to your eyes. She dealt out some really harsh ball slapping and was scratching and biting my poor cock as she jerked me off. Where does a young thing like her learn about such harsh cock sucking, ball slapping and femdom fury?

I went to pick up my princess’s latest purchase today. As usual she had been burning up my credit card buying stuff for the house. Knowing what’s she’s like, I wasn’t surprised to find a pink and gold throne-like chair waiting for me. Took it home and settled myself down ready for the afternoon fuck she had promised me for being helpful. When she arrived back she saw the chair and went completely nuts. Apparently she wanted a black chair rather than the pink and for some reason this was all my fault. The mad bitch launched a psycho attack on my poor cock, squeezing it, scratching it with her dangerous nails and slapping it around until I thought it was about to fall off. I would have agreed to anything to make her stop.. and then she started to give me her list of demands.

I think I must be getting something wrong here, but I thought it was us blokes who went around demanding sex. Not so with my girlfriend. I came in from the office the other night after a long day and I was just ready for my dinner and the football on the TV and there she was done up like a tart in a see through dress demanding sex.
This woman is tiring me out and I found it hard even to raise any enthusiasm when she stripped off and started slapping my cock for being such a useless git in the bedroom. But then the slapping started having an unexpected effect.

I got a right slapping the other day from my friend Axa. She had come round to visit and got a call from her friend. She started going on about how her new boyfriend has a tiny cock – apparently this is a major league sin to her. She was so pissed off about it she ripped off my trousers and underpants and started slapping my cock around. What have I done wrong now? According to her its because my cock is average and she is fed up with seeing average cocks, she just wants big ones that fill up her pussy and satisfy her. Women! No pleasing them!

Word of advice – never argue with a Russian. The other day I had rung up my usual agency and asked for them to send a nice girl round to my hotel room. The regular girls must have been on holiday because this Russian turned up. I wasn’t very happy about that, preferring local girls as I do. So naturally, I said so and this mad Russian cow virtually jumps on me and starts to slap the shit out of my poor cock and balls. I started to change my view of Russian girls when she slipped off her dress revealing sexy lingerie. Then she went to work again on my equipment. Ouch-ski!!! My cock still hurts just thinking about it.

Sister Mary was one angry nun when she heard about my wanking habits from Father John, so she summoned me to her office to administer a punishment that would put a stop to my daily jerk offs. I found it hard to concentrate as I could see up her skirt to her stocking tops and I could feel my cock getting harder by the moment. Sister Mary noticed this and demanded that I strip so she could give me a harsh handjob in a penance I would not forget. Forget 20 Hail Marys, it’s Hail Sister Mary as she gets biblical on my sore cock.

The recession is biting and bosses are getting more demanding. They expect you to work these days. I got called into the boss’s office yesterday and she gave me a hard time about me watching porn during work time. She ordered me to get my cock out as I seemed to enjoy getting it out in the office so much. Then she started to attack it, slapping my cock, stretching my ball sack and flicking my balls with her evil long nails. She made me lie on a desk as she went to work on my poor dick, then she started to undress and an already harsh handjob started to take an even harsher turn.

I was staying in a hotel last week on business and I really thought I had got lucky when a complete babe agreed to come back to my hotel room. She had just pulled my trousers of and was starting to wank my cock when there was a knock at the door. A hotel manageress walked in saying she had had complaints about the noise. Perhaps it was the sight of my big hard dick that tempted her, but she decided to stay. I couldn’t believe that I had pulled two hotel sluts at once and I said so. For some reason they took offence at this. My cock was slapped, pulled, pinched, punched, twisted and pulled again as the two ladies gave me some serious punishment and lined up a seriously harsh handjob.

My girlfriend was pretty angry when she discovered I had bought myself a wanking toy. She was even more angry when she realised I had used her credit card to pay for it. She grabbed hold of my poor cock and gave it an eyewatering slapping as well as a harsh handjob that made it sore for days afterwards. She said she would stop the cock and ball slapping if I went soft. But how can a bloke have anything other than a raging hardon when a beautiful vicious girl has his cock in her hand, even if she is threatening to tear it off?

I am still suffering after my girlfriend gave my cock and balls a vicious working over with a plastic ruler. Who would have thought that such a little thing as a ruler could be used for such wicked CBT? I went round to see her and found her looking at adverts for penis enlargement pills. She said I needed them because my cock was small and pathetic. She stripped off my trousers and underwear and measured up my cock with a plastic ruler. She wasn’t satisfied with what I had to offer so she used the ruler to bash my cock and balls blue. She has ordered me some pills.

A new brothel set up in town, so I thought I would go along and check out the services on offer. I asked at reception for a horny babe who would come and fuck me and relieve a little executive stress. I think they made a mistake when allocating the jobs, because when I was lying naked on the bed, in marched a Domme in her red corset and boots. She went to work on my cock and before long my balls and foreskin were getting the harshest treatment ever. I think reception realised their mistake as they kept trying to ring the room, but the dominant babe had me pinned to the bed with my foreskin between her teeth. Can’t really argue with that.

A real scene of domestic bliss round at my house the other day. The girlfriend was yapping on the phone to one of her boring mates and was trying to arrange for us both to visit her mate for a few days. I wasn’t having that and decided to stamp my authority on the situation. The girlfriend was not impressed with my show of manly dominance and attacked my helpless cock slapping it around like a tennis ball. Oddly enough, I found it very horny being slapped around like that. She reckons I am weird, but I am not. Am I?

Why is it that there is never a male doctor around when one is needed I had been having a bit of a pain in the groin area and needed to get it checked out. So I rang the doctors surgery and was told that the only doctor available was a woman. I was a bit nervous about putting the family jewels in the hands of a woman and I got even more nervous when the doctor turned out to be a hot blonde and I started getting the most enormous hardon. The doctor was not impressed with this and decided to deal with my problem in a most unethical way by giving me a harsh handjob, slapping, biting and scratching my cock. I am thinking about a sharp letter to the General Medical Council.

We’ve all got them – those nightmare nutter girlfriends that we would rather forget about. I was in the pub the other night and someone started talking about her. I’d had more beer than was good for me, so I told the guy she was rubbish in bed. How was I to know he was the new boyfriend? I was pretty surprised the following day when she let herself into my house with the key I had given her. I was even more surprised when she started to give me a pretty harsh handjob.

Hey ho – work course and as usual our cheapskate company have tried to save money by making us share rooms. I thought I was in luck when I got paired up with a total babe from another branch. I was lying in bed when she arrived in the room and started to undress, she demanded that I did not look at her, but I couldn’t resist copping an eyeful, she was so sexy what red blooded male would NOT get hard? When she had climbed into her bunk, I started to have a sly wank and was getting really hard thinking about her sleeping just above me. Unfortunately she heard what was going on, climbed down out of her bunk and grabbed my cock in a very authoritative grip and started to deal out some severe punishment.

You would think that its all fun and games in the adult industry with gorgeous babes queuing up outside my hotel room doors to fuck me stupid for good reviews. No chance! I got a knock on the door of my hotel room very late the other night and it was one of the girls whose films I had been reviewing that day. She was seething because I criticised her technique. She decided to let me know how she was feeling by slapping my cock around until it was bright red and then starting to tease me with her sexy body. Sometimes this job is not all it’s cracked up to be.

I was filling in at my friend’s hotel over the holiday weekend when the most gorgeous babe checked in. I found out what room she was going to and grabbed the maintenance team’s keys. I was up the back stairs like a shot and hid in the wardrobe to get a good eyeful when she arrived in the room. I was not disappointed, she stripped completely naked. I was trying so hard to see what was going on that I fell out of the wardrobe. She was fucking furious and attacked me, ripping off my trousers and going to work on my poor stiffening cock. She bit and scratched and hit it – I swear the mad bitch was trying to snap it off. But oddly, despite all this rough treatment, I was starting to get a bit aroused.

I get around a bit and get to stay in a lot of hotels, but not one quite like the
one I stayed in last week. I was minding my own business when the manageress appeared in my room saying she had had some complaints from neighbouring rooms about me playing porn films with the volume up too high. I noticed that she was very like the girl in the porn movie I had seen and I told her this. Bad mistake! She attacked me, slapping my cock and balls around and calling me a slimy sleazebag. This harsh handjob was fucking painful and it got even more painful when she said that she would never fuck me and would prefer a plastic toy that would not talk back and be irritating. Women!!!

I don’t fucking believe it!! I had a complaint from the escort agency I have been using for years. They sent me a copy of a note given to them by the girl sent round to see me. Hi Cyntia, I appreciate things were pretty busy down at the agency and you had to send me out to visit some sad little fuck who was getting all hot and bothered in his hotel room. When I arrived at the job, the punter, he had his titchy little dick in his hand and the little fucker had the nerve to say that he didn’t like BBW like me. I was really pissed off so I pinned the sad little wanker to the bed with my knee and smacked the hell out of his titchy needle dick – I expect the stupid wanker will not be so rude again in a fucking hurry. Love…Storm xxx The agency have now put their rates up! Fuck!

What is it with girls and their friends? I was having a great time the other day, my horny girlfriend had bought some great new clothes and sexy underwear. She came into the bedroom and virtually ripped off my trousers and started to wank my cock. We were getting along nicely when suddenly the phone rang. It was her silly cow of a friend. What man wouldn’t have something to say about that? Trouble is, my sex kitten turned into total bitch and by the time she had finished slapping my cock around it was black and blue..

The weather has been great and I was sitting out by my pool with my girlfriend, the sun was shining, the birds singing and she was wearing a very sexy bikini – so all was well in my world. Then she decided to whip off her top and let anyone passing see her tits. Now I am an old fashioned bloke who doesn’t like passing pervs eying up my girlfriend’s tits so I told her to put her top back on again. She didn’t like being told what to do, so she gave me a ferocious handjob to teach me a lesson.

My girlfriend is one horny babe and usually I like this, but tonight she proved too horny even for me. She appeared in some sexy lingerie and was obviously up for a fuck – problem was, the football was about to start – 10 minutes to kick off – and she wants a good seeing to. I tried to put her off and she got really pissed off and started slapping at my shaft, punching it and scratching it with her long shiny pink nails. I was starting to get turned on with this harsh treatment so she left me with a decision to make, either I miss kickoff or she shags the neighbour. What’s a bloke to do..

I like running my clothes shop because it gives me a chance to peep at the pretty customers as they undress in the changing rooms. A beautiful brunette babe came in the other day wearing very short shorts. She wanted to try on a couple of little numbers, so while she was in the changing rooms I was enjoying myself by looking at her though a gap in the curtains and stroking my cock as it got harder and harder at the sight of her fantastic arse and perky little tits. Just as I was really starting to enjoy the show she spotted me. She chased me out of the changing room and pushed me to the floor and laid into my stiffening cock, slapping it until I was about to beg for mercy.

All good things come to an end and me and my girlfriend decided it was time that we went out separate ways. We both wanted different things out of our relationship, she wanted me to stop swigging beer and watching football on the TV and I was just fine with things the way they were. She packed her bags and was ready to push off, but I tried my luck with the old ‘lets have a fuck for old time’s sake’ line. I thought my luck was in until she started slapping my cock about. The pain was excruciating, especially when she tried to bend my cock double. And she says that I am a sick fuck? The woman is obviously a nutter.

Oink oink!! My girlfriend says that I am a piggy because I wasn’t very happy about a dress she went and bought. What is it about women? She went and spent 150.00 on this bloody dress and it doesn’t even cover her tits – I told her this and she got pissed off and decided to slap my cock around. She refused to stop slapping it until I admitted to being a pig and made oink noises. Embarrassing, yes, but what would YOU do if your mad bitch of a girlfriend had your balls in a vice-like grip?

My new girlfriend came round to see me the other day. She was looking great in a tight top and mini skirt, I was getting horny just looking at her. I fancied something a bit different so I got out some handcuffs..I could tell she wasn’t impressed because she cuffed me to the bed and gave my hard cock a really harsh handjob. I don’t know which was worst, the biting..or the punching..or the slapping..or the flicking..or the fact she left me cuffed to the bed when she went out.

Being young, dumb and full of cum I decided to get myself a new MILF girlfriend who would have experience of the world and could teach me a thing or two.
She had gone out and I was settling down for a peaceful afternoon wank on the sofa. But then she returned early and found me spanking the monkey on the sofa. She wasn’t very impressed with this and decided to take the spanking bit of spanking the monkey seriously. She set to work on my poor cock in her own special
version of wank aversion therapy to make sure that she will not find me naked on the sofa with my cock in my hand again.

My girlfriend has been away with her friends for two weeks, leaving me to look after myself. Fortunately one of her mates offered to help and we had a lot of fun together. My girlfriend got home and found traces of the other girl’s lipstick on my cock. There was hell to pay, she slapped my cock and balls until they were burning and jerked me off while giving me the most evil looks I have had the misfortune to see in a long time.

A word of advice. If you are thinking of getting yourself a new girlfriend, get rid of the old one first. My girlfriend found out that I had been fucking a girl in the office and she went completely mad. She ripped off my trousers and underpants and started slapping my poor cock and treating my balls as her personal stress ball – and as she was pretty stressed, this was pretty painful.

Oh fuck! My wife found a pair of my secretary’s knickers in my car. My wife has the totally irrational belief that a lot of women have that about their husbands: that my cock belongs entirely to her and I shouldn’t put it about. So she could teach me a lesson, she pinned me down, sniffed my cock to see if she could smell pussy juice on it and then launched into a stinging attack on my cock and balls. She was slapping them and squeezing them and then this was starting to turn into a very harsh handjob.

My girlfriend has no sense of what is important in life. She keeps spending all my hard-earned cash on shoes and other crap when I could be spending it on the important things in life like Chelsea tickets, Chelsea shirts and beer. I tried to show her the error of her ways, but she went mad and started slapping my poor cock around my eyes were streaming as she dealt out a harsh handjob and as she started to tease me by stripping and showing off her new shoes. I had no idea of what was to come.

My girlfriend has a mouth on her like a sewer and she spends a lot of her time swearing and cussing at me. She is convinced that I am a useless git, so I thought I would cheer her up by taking her to a hotel for a weekend away. She wasn’t very happy because I couldn’t get her a room where she could smoke so she decided to take revenge on my helpless cock. She whipped out her tits and proceeded to give me a harsh handjob and several mouthfuls of verbal abuse. I don’t know what stings the most, my cock or my ears.

I always thought my girlfriend was a bit mad, but after today I know she is a complete nutter. Recently she has gone off sex a bit, so I did what all responsible boyfriends do, I went and bought a Fleshlight in the shape of a porn star’s cunt. I was just settling down to some alone time when she came in and found me. She went berserk, slapping my cock and twisting my balls until I promised to throw the Fleshlight out. She gave me such a working over that the head of my cock turned blue! She stalked out afterwards taking the Fleshlight with her- now I have to buy a new one on the internet- this is going to be an expensive hobby.

I really must do something about these nights out with the girls. My girlfriend went to see her mate the other night and instead of talking about clothes and makeup and women’s stuff, her friend showed her a new ‘technique’ for giving her man a handjob. Thing is, this new ‘technique’ involved her grabbing hold of my poor defenceless cock and slapping it around until it was stinging like fuck. Then the stinging started to stimulate my cock and it started getting harder and harder.

My secretary is really disappointed in me. We have been working together for some years and she has always looked up to and respected me. She wanted a pay rise, but I said that things were difficult and there was no spare cash. But then I remembered the little budget that I have for obliging secretaries who give me blow jobs. So I told here about my scheme and for some reason she went berserk. She started slapping my cock and balls, calling me all sorts of names and demanding a pay rise and her own office… today. I was quite happy to agree to anything she asked even if it was just to stop her bashing my poor old shaft.

I was having a peaceful wank in my hotel room the other day when the chambermaid walked in. She didn’t say much, she just sort of looked and then quietly went to work on my poor old cock. She slapped it around making it sting and go red. Every time I asked her to stop the harsh handjob and do something a little more pleasurable she just looked at me in silent disgust and carried on giving my cock a hard time whilst occasionally calling me names. Funny girl.