Tips and Tricks on How to Live a CFNM lifestyle!

For more than five years I have been leading a CFNM lifestyle. Lots of women like playing with naked guys but are too shy to do it openly. I will show you how to get into real life CFNM situations.

OK, I was holding off on this one because it really only applies to guys who are in reasonable shape and not too ugly, but here goes . .
One of the problems with getting women to watch a guy walk around naked is their natural cautiousness. If you approach them and say “do you mind if I get my cock out?” you will find a lot of them run in the opposite direction. One way of getting around this is to arrange a situation where it would be normal (and indeed part of the evening’s activities) for the guy to be naked. Realistically CFNM parties happen very rarely BUT women go to ladies nights on a regular basis. Before I go any further let me explain that this isn’t just an “idea” I thought might work – I have actually done this myself so for the rest of this post I will explain what I actually did to make this happen and you can see if you can follow suit.
I was using my usual lines on the internet (see previous tips) about being a “wannabe” male stripper and some women on the dating sites had replied and were interested. One of them mentioned to me how great it would be if she could organise an event with me as the main attraction and get all her friends to come along and raise money for a charity she did a lot of work for locally. I told her it was a great idea and we should organise it. One thing led to another and pretty soon we were dicussing dates and venues.
Basically I let her pick the venue and organise the women to come along and we agreed a mutually convenient date (a Friday night in September a few years ago). I sent her a few pictures of myself showing off my body but covering anything too rude and she produced some flyers and got the word around. I think she charged £5 (about $9 USD I think) for the women to get in and they then paid for their own drinks. I promised her I would be there with three other male strippers and we would put on a 10 minute striptease each with half hour intervals between each of us. Obviously, I am not a male stripper myself and I didn’t know any but I put some adverts on the internet and very soon had guys e-mailing me wanting to be inolved. I picked three of the younger and fairly fit looking guys to join me (none of them had any dancing / stripping experience though I would point out) and we exchanged e-mails back and forth before the event so I could try to get them organised. We each purchased or made our own costumes and finally the day arrived.
My lady friend from the internet had done very well selling tickets and over 100 women turned up on the night. She was over the moon because they made more for her charity in one night than they usually did in a year. After about 45 minutes of drinking time, I sent our first guy on (the most confident of us all) and he did a reasonable job of dancing and undressing to a song he had practiced at home. It wasn’t polished or professional but the women seemed to find it amusing and the guy was thrilled because he got to prance around with his cock out in front of 100 women all taking pictures of him. The next guy went on about 20 minutes later and I was getting more nervous that it was my turn next. I downed a couple of lagers very quickly and went to get changed.
Although I was terrified I knew when the music started I could do nothing but get on with it. I am not the best looking guy in the world and my body is only average but when I started undressing the women (probably thanks to the drink) were screaming away. When I got down to my strippers thong (purchased for about $15 off the internet), one of the girls jumped out of her seat and tried to rip it off! I had practiced a routine which involved me standing on a chair and unveiling for the world so I managed to get her seated again and then as I whipped off my thong and all the girls cheered I felt an amazing sense of freedom and confidence. I moved between the tables for the next 5 minutes gyrating away and getting regular gropes of my cock nd smacks of my ass. Several women asked me to hold still so they could take close up photos of my cock on their phones and digital cameras. All too quickly it was over and I went back stage again (I say back stage, we were basically getting changed in the men’s toilets of the bar function room we had hired). As I was getting my breath back again a few girls pushed the door open for another look at me standing there naked (the girls toilets were next to the mens). I was really hoping I would get some after show action but sadly one of the other guys then came in to say well done and the girls walked out.
Anyway, the fourth guy went on and did a great job (he was drunk by this stage so had no inhibitions whatsoever – lol!) and the whole evening was a great success. Us four guys got to strip off and parade around naked in front of 100 women . . . the female organiser made lots of money for her charity . . and the women in the audience had a few drinks and a fun night out.
That’s the key really to a successful CFNM experience – make sure that all parties involved enjoy themselves. Try the above suggestion – it worked for me to get a real life CFNM experience in front of A LOT of women. Just remember to be professional at all times (if you can get a woman to organise something like this then you must make sure she doesn’t suspect you are doing it just to get your cock out in front of her and her friends – yes, that’s the end goal but you can do it in a way that they get what they want out of it as well). Be professional and act as if the success of the night is your only goal and before you know it you will be prancing around in front of a load of women completely naked! If you can’t dance then try suggesting a charity “Butlers In The Buff” evening where the guys are naked and “wait” on the women all night , serving them drinks, etc . . Use your imagination!
And before you ask, yes I did get some action out of that night – not actually on the night funnily enough – but a girl came up to me afterwards and gave me her phone number (sadly I was fully clothed again by this time). We text messaged each other for a few days and then ended up meeting up and having sex – so it was all worth it in the end! ;-)

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