Oink oink!! My girlfriend says that I am a piggy because I wasn’t very happy about a dress she went and bought. What is it about women? She went and spent 150.00 on this bloody dress and it doesn’t even cover her tits – I told her this and she got pissed off and decided to slap my cock around. She refused to stop slapping it until I admitted to being a pig and made oink noises. Embarrassing, yes, but what would YOU do if your mad bitch of a girlfriend had your balls in a vice-like grip?
